New PDF release: 400 Travelling Salesmen Jokes

By Henny Youngman

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STALEMATE: L ast season's girlfriend. Carol was furious when she came home a nd found her husband in bed with a lady midget. " Some girls think it's fun to fight against b eing kissed, while others prefer to just take it lying down. 45 Two friends were confiding to each other about their sex lives. "You know," said one, "I never had any relations with my wife at all before we were married. " "I don't know. " The courtroom was pregnant with anxious silence as the judge solemnly considered his verdict in the paternity suit before him.

The plumber was summoned to a mansion to fix a leak, and tried to combine business with pleasure with tJ1e pretty maid. She refused on the grounds that her mistress was home and she didn't want to get fired. Next morning, she called him to say her mistress was out, and would he like to come over and see her. "\Vhatl" yelled Max. '' Girls believe in love at first sight. Men believe in it at first opportunity. In Rio on a business trip, A1 was delighted when a lovely young girl sat down at his table in a restaurant.

He paid $10,000 for it-$5,000 for the car and SS,OOO for the extension cord. 44 Bobby's mother h ad been away for a few weeks and was questioning her small son about events during her absence. ' " " No," said Bobby. "That was last Thursday. " Some girls get a lot out of a dress, and leave it out. The guy who fust said "you can't take it with you" h ad proba bly never m et an old maid. STALEMATE: L ast season's girlfriend. Carol was furious when she came home a nd found her husband in bed with a lady midget.

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